You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at
me leaving school
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
- me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
- white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
- Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
- Me: Boss Ass Bitch
you did it
last night I asked you guys to send me pics of ur dogs and i am so ready