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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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betterthankanyebitch:

me leaving school

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

Job interview

  • Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
  • Me: Boss Ass Bitch
so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

dekutree:

you did it

dekutree:

you did it

fake-mermaid:

last night I asked you guys to send me pics of ur dogs and i am so ready

fake-mermaid:

last night I asked you guys to send me pics of ur dogs and i am so ready

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